A DIRTY DIVA MANIFESTO BY CALLIE VITA
THIS IS A MANIFESTO BY ONE MEMBER OF A BIG, FAT COVEN GRRL GANG OF SLUTTY FEMMES WHO KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE AND ASK FOR IT.
I WILL NOT TAKE LESS THAN I DESERVE, AND I WILL NEVER UNDERSELL MYSELF.
I WILL NOT LET INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY DICTATE MY OWN SELF WORTH, AND I WILL ALWAYS QUESTION THE SO-CALLED AUTHORITY THAT TRIES TO SELL ME SELF-HATRED.
I WILL CARRY CONDOMS WITH ME AT ALL TIMES AND I WILL USE THEM. (MY PLANNED PARENTHOOD FILE DESCRIBES ME AS A “MOTIVATED CONDOM USER” AND I PLAN TO KEEP THAT KICK-ASS TITLE)
I WILL TRY NEW THINGS IF I WANT TO, WHEN I WANT TO, AND I WILL NOT REQUIRE OTHERS TO HELP ME ACHIEVE NEW EXPERIENCES.
I WILL NEVER FEEL BADLY ABOUT FLIRTING SHAMELESSLY.
I WON’T LET REJECTION GET ME DOWN (FOR LONG) BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK SHOULD IT WHEN I AM SO DAMN FABULOUS?
I WILL FEEL MY FEELS TO THE MAX AND I WILL EXAMINE THEM, ALWAYS.
I WILL COME WHEN I WANT TO, AND SOMETIMES THAT MIGHT MEAN MAKING MYSELF COME, WHILE OTHER TIMES IT MAY MEAN ALLOWING MYSELF TO SUBMIT TO PLEASURE.
I WILL TRY TO REMEMBER TO KEEP A PAIR OF CLEAN PANTIES AND ALTOIDS IN MY PURSE AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE ONE-NIGHT-STANDS ARE FUN BUT DIRTY UNDERWEAR AND BAD BREATH IS NOT.
I WILL NEVER PUT DOWN OTHER GRRLS FOR GETTING WHAT THEY WANT.
I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT MY GRRLS IN THEIR ENDEAVORS.
I WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT IS BEST FOR ME, AND I WILL NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
I WILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT FEELING GOOD.
